Temptation keeps knocking at my door, and farting through the gap in the jamb. You may catch me yet devil, but for now I am elusive. Much like an oiled up NRA member when the alphabet boys make a house call.

YOU CAN TAKE MY BALLS BUT NOT MY 11.23KG OF TANNERITE

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