Supporter Aug 2025
27, white, Cancer, It/She, Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States
butch, dykefag, mtf, poly, sapphic, system, therian
None of these mfs know how cute my thong is.
Is 800ug too much LSD? Nah that's right amount.
This coleslaw is ass. Damn you, [coworker]
Maybe I'll have a shower beer tonight.
I need a new cute bra, all the ladies have seen my old ones.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Sometimes I wonder just how I made it all these years without a social life. I wouldn't trade anything for the lovely people I know these days.
Pool, karaoke, booze, dykes, fags, whats not to love? Catch me there wearing a pink polo and smoking like a fuckboy. For real, come say hi! Its great vibes.
AGGRESSIVELY thinking about kissing you again. You felt so tender and soft, last we kissed. Each time I see you my heart flutters. You always say such sweet things about me. Always reminding me of my value and effort.
They/Them named RICHARD is crazy work. I respect the grind but bRUH. You have the entirety of human experience at your fingertips, and you chose a white bread ass name. Samsara has got you by the short hairs my friend. Sisyphus pities you. You are valid though.
Using my mind powers to blow up my cishet coworker starting with his bolls. Imploding the memories of his mother first except for a vague recollection, so he understands what he lost.
I'm just so pissed off about this stupid fucking car. I'm not even enraged so much as I am just crestfallen. Every month there is a new issue and I can't drive it. Since I bought it, it's been a nonstop nightmare. And I still owe over $10k on it.
I think the transformation is complete. I am now the hot online tranny. Used to look up at others with such admiration. Now I kinda love myself a lil bit. And my cute lil following! <3 Dreams do come true!
Late 20s lesbian listening to you talk about your hobbies and interested in you as a person, okay?
I bark for puppy girls =3
Salt, High Fructose corn syrup, Leavening (Baking soda, Sodium Acid Pyrphosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate), Corn Syrup, Soy Lecithin
For supporting this system ✊️😮💨✊️
We aren't aborting ENOUGH babies actually. It IS murder and we should do more of it, actually. How else will we summon the elder god N'hgitülque? We must descend into darkness to receive his light. The Snapple™️ cap fun fact told me so.
(Brief paragraph depicting feelings vaguely, relating to my own personal mood currently. Half-hearted meme reference, punchline. Summation of what I did today that ends on a positive note) [assorted emojis]
Some girls get all the tits
TWELVE HOURS LATER
I'm looking for B4B! (Biting for Biting)
To whoever spray painted 'Fuck 12' in trans flag colors under that bridge: may the wind always be at your back and the road rise up to meet you.
I made a deal with basedgod in exchange for reddit gold I can see someone's twitter handle and how many shitposts a person has left before they touch grass. And you my friend, have shit your last brick. Check your pockets, mom's spaghetti.
She Wonka on my Willy till I gobstopper. Got my Oompa so Loompa on account of all those fizzy yiffing drinks.
Sometimes the best part of growing is being scared. Putting yourself out there and fearing what happens. Talk to that cute person, be vulnerable, look for a new job, make a promise that will be hard to keep. You were never meant to grow in stagnant water.
Chantilly
Rhododendron (Rhodes for short)
Chalaza (kuh-lay-zuh)
Melancholy (was a contender for my name for a bit)
Wraith
Conduit
Rye
Truss
Alimony (nickname Allyson)
Trivet
Em ployees muswashands
Sabbac
Torpor (nickname torpedo)
Alveoli
Trogdor
Mallow
Wheatpenny
Constantinople
TMI incoming!
Switched from boxers to panties this year and omfg. The gender euphoria goes crazy! However it feels like someone is trying to attach two olives to a lil smoky with a loose rubber band. F in chat to any girls packin a Kielbasa and a couple clementines.
Grab me by the scruff so I know it's real. Do worry, I do bite.
I vacillate wildly between thirsting after girls who are mean and look like they would kill me and then small wimpy women I could smoke like a cigarette yes there is in-between and I'm trying to date them
Spent A LOT of energy at my tea party today. Came home exhausted and my little sister (see roommate) heard me groaning and made me food. I love her so much and would punch people for her.
What do you mean that pizza had lobster on it!? I thought it was sundried tomatoes! T.T Now I am gonna be all sneezy and have a tumby ache for the next 24 hours! 🦞Love🦞me🦞back🦞Crustaceans🦞
I got too sleeby and forgot to do my cat naps
Me: Goddess please help me. I need a gaurdian angel!
A fairy with lots of peach fuzz, 86 health conditions and major T voice: *hits bong* so like, do you want to go to Joanne Fabrics with me or no? We can stop for boba.
Me: ...I can work with this...
Sometimes its just better to eyeball it and keep moving. Not every detail has to be nitty gritty.
The bottles have a little box and just sit on the other side of the bed because its a queen mattress.
My bed is so empty tonight. I just want to hold all the dog girls I can find. Let me just curl up in the middle of a dog pile.
Fine linen and lace, skin and perfume. Tracing her shape with the tips of my fingers. Laying still and in marvel of her statuesque beauty. No words, just whispers. Whispers and the warmth that comes with them. With her.