t4t / ✨@Sapphic_Crab
23 days ago

Me in my time of need

Me: Goddess please help me. I need a gaurdian angel!

A fairy with lots of peach fuzz, 86 health conditions and major T voice: *hits bong* so like, do you want to go to Joanne Fabrics with me or no? We can stop for boba.

Me: ...I can work with this...

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