Forget top/bottom, leave pronouns behind, eject introvert extrovert. ALL I wanna know is what you be getting at the bagel shop. Me? I go for a light roast black coffee, and and everything bagel with sausage egg n cheese. If I'm on a budget, just the bagel with Jalapeño shmear.

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