t4t / @Salient_Crab

You are in her DMs, I am in her

Lizard cage. Please send help I didn't realize she was a witch. She asked me to help teach her how to roll linguine and turned me into a gecko after. Please send the authorities. She only turns me back for pasta night! I only get crickets twice a day! Help me, I-💥👣👣👣👣🦎

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