27, white, Cancer, she/her, Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States
Kes, butch transfemme, linecook, ask me questions about cannabisLizard cage. Please send help I didn't realize she was a witch. She asked me to help teach her how to roll linguine and turned me into a gecko after. Please send the authorities. She only turns me back for pasta night! I only get crickets twice a day! Help me, I-💥👣👣👣👣🦎
1 day agoA crisis is a fun thing you can spread evenly across multiple days. A nice thin layer that isnt overpowering or too strong a flavor.
3 days agoHoney Mustard is not. A. Salad dressing.
It is a dipping sauce. Feel free to put it on your salad. But it doesn't make it a dressing.
Sorry, I make the rules.
Sorry I meant kiss you. Whoops! I meant kiss you. I mean hold you tightly. I mean stare into your eyes. No! I'll buy you flowers. I mean I'll buy you dinner. Ah sorry I mean hold your hand. Crap I mean watch your comfort show with you. No what I meant to say was ask about your da
6 days ago"On the grounds that my client ordered Dominoes™️ Pizza 3 times in two days WITHOUT using a coupon."
Judge wearing orange robes and a laurel who hasn't spoken until now: (banging gavel) Pizza! Pizza!
Me, on the jury: (whispering) Did he just say electric chair?!
Thinking about my step-daughter (cat) that I lost in the divorce (breakup) I miss her dearly. Here she is using the most expensive pillow she could find.
https://litter.catbox.moe/wtvf10g1i5dr8v5w.jpg
Literally, the moment I start looking more fem. Talked over, belittled, questioned, ridiculed, the smallest decisions I make. I'm not even fuckin super girly or anything. But everyone has something to say to me. People are gonna find out these sneakers are steel-toe the hard way.
8 days ago3½ English Cucumber
1 small Shallot
½ Jalapeño (or to your preference)
1/3 cup white Wine vinegar
3 cups buttermilk
½Tbsp salt
Blend it very liberally
Cotija garnish is NOT optional actually you must
Optional garnish: Baby arugula and thinly sliced red onion
Water melon 1.5lb
Red bell pepper 2oz
Shallot 1oz
Tomato Roma 2.5oz
Mint 1tbsp
Basil 1tbsp
Lemon zest 1tbsp
Red wine vinegar 2tbsp
Olive oil 3tbsp
Pinch of salt
Blend
Garnish: small diced red onion, cucumber, red bell pepper and more watermelon.
Cotija cheese optional garnish
I have recipes for a cucumber soup and watermelon soup both are served cold. Worth posting? Yes no?
9 days ago