t4t / @soapier
3 days ago

normal doctor:

i just pulled my fourth all-nighter in a row saving lives and someone died on me. yeah what i do is stressful, but i love doing it.

dentist: yeah all i did this week was bully people for not flossing, why doesn't anyone respect me? I quit!

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