28, white, Cancer, they/she, New York, NY, United States
bi, enby, fluid, pan, poly, queer, sapphic
mlm belong in goron city and wlw belong in gerudo town
ur about to be destroyed in ways u never imagined possible
of attempting to lose 30-60 pounds to unlock the face customization menu on this fuckin game (which is still heavily paywalled with slow load times) hope there's some fun side quests on this path because so far i've mostly been crying
how is it that medical doctors are incapable of keeping the two concepts in their brain that I both have a penis and don't want to be he/himmed about it
u went to school for so long how is ur brain not more plastic
is that it makes u think about all the stuff u already don't like about urself which u have been keeping locked up in the back of ur mind to get thru ur life so its like this fun pandora's box of all ur insecurities is just unleashed and then u gotta catch em like pokémons
bronze age pervert is adrian veidt aka ozymandias who teleported to our dimension and immediately fell down the classics major to alt right pipeline
btw this happens with St. Olaf in the show Beforeigners he comes to the future does coke and starts a manosphere media empire
that the default way for an actor to convey "character has undergone cosmic apotheosis and experiences time non linearly now" is just monotone hyper articulate and free of contractions what is the message here that becoming an infinite god being is autism coded or
if a lawful neutral wifeguy had the powers of a god
are women
alive women are women
dead women are women
undead women are women
reanimated women are women
women stitched together from various parts of other women are women
i am blessed to have each and every one of them
but i stg not a one of them can take a picture of me that doesn't give me the Big Dysphoria
I seem to be the only one who can capture myself from an angle that doesn't make me wanna die
learning new things about myself by transitioning for example laser hair removal has taught me i do in fact have a pain kink
in the 90s, i was in a very famous TV show
are u morally opposed to something or is it just kinda cringey
and struggles to find underwear that doesn't make u feel like a boy but will accommodate said fat package
pls help
the box
and its miss cotton now thanks to the magic of hell
you're a strange little vai, aren't you?
*girlmode link blushes*
if the night king won and everyone on the planet died and then george r r martin walks out like Rod Serling and just flips u off and says what did u expect bitches death wins i hope that's the direction the books go
can my cat tell i'm freaking out and need her to sit on my chest to calm me down or is she just cold
does tough mean you're hard down to your core or does it mean you've built layer after layer of shells around your gooey center fashioned from scar tissue and callouses cuz i have the latter
i need to be sent to the seaside for my health. to find comfort in the soft arms of a sickly lover. to die slowly of lead poisoning while doctors try vainly to align my humours with leeches and some sort of cannabis cocaine tonic. that would fix me.
making mistakes is how I learn and grow. It is an unreasonable standard to expect to get everything perfect the first time. My mistakes are not a permanent blemish upon the soul that will keep me from the kingdom of heaven. I like making mistakes and learning from them.
that i'm a dyke
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(which they don't)
the biggest beta move you could make would be announcing "hey guys I'm an alpha"
Have u ever heard Dwayne The Rock Johnson say he's an alpha? No. cuz people know instantly.
bc the nurses at the clinic were shocked i didn't need a rectal swab for testing lmao
VIOLENT DYKE ENERGY
-Arya getting beaten and stabbed and blinded by that blonde in braavos
-that septa who was clearly way too into it when she was torturing cersei and MARCHING HER NAKED THRU THE STREETS
-Arya sword fighting Brienne
-Yara Fucking Greyjoy
-Sand Snakes
makes it sound like homework i didn't do
sinks into the mattress like they just mainlined morphine after the e shot
when i was a "straight man"
was when i cuckolded a former Navy man
i was typing this last night but then my stove caught fire so i didn't post it
box cutters
xacto knives
crescent wrenches
allen keys
ratcheting screwdrivers
drills
tools represent the best in humanity
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i'm taking it in new and witchy directions https://files.catbox.moe/vdq0nc.jpeg