28, white, Cancer, they/she, New York, NY, United States
Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I'll sock you in your goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered!spending like a decade learning to care for the sick and wounded, gaining the collective knowledge of generations of healers before you, taking a millennia-old oath to do no harm.
and then you get a job where you deny other healers what they need to heal.
morally repugnant.
is such a perfect encapsulation of post-9/11 american nationalism and masculinity like what if the best stock car driver in the usa was beaten by a gay frenchman while dealing with daddy issues and being cuckolded by his best friend and also the movie is an applebees commercial
about 8 hours agocuz it was too big for her.
thought it would be too big for me too but. i actually can't fit my huge balls in it whoops
i keep forgetting my dick only looks small cuz im fat
then they rescheduled it for an hour later.
consequently i am going to be way more stoned at the massage than expected.
trans ron swanson:
I won't publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively. My only official recommendations are Sally Hansen Miracle Gel, Sock Drawer Heroes Mixtape, and the VixSkin Vanilla 6 1/2" x 1 5/8" Pack-and Play Saddle Royale (Harness Compatible)
in elementary school:
-purple shirt
-liking stuffed animals
-calling anything cute
-tying your hoodie around your waist?
-i bought a shamrock headband bc i saw other boys with them and was told "they were just being silly" (aka we know ur enjoying this unironically u fag)
as a kid i was just really into stuffed animals like i would arrange 100 beanie babies in a processional and act out Game of Thrones level stories of betrayal and intrigue in my bedroom
3 days ago"teleological suspension of the ethical" fuck off maybe god's just kind of a dick
5 days agosmells exactly the same
every library smells different
i'm not trying to make some deep point im jus observing
i dressed like fucking oscar wilde https://litter.catbox.moe/d1cp8cwmjowtaa56.jpeg
6 days ago