28, white, Cancer, they/she, New York, NY, United States
Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I'll sock you in your goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered!where we ask you your pronouns ten times, never write them down, and then call you whatever we feel like based on vibes
4 minutes agostop asking cis women's permission to exist.
do not let them make your recognition contingent.
no one owns womanhood. it's not a club. it's an attribute.
you will never be equal if you are a guest in their house.
build your own. it'll be better anyway.
to make penisary contact with my Volvo
1 day agowhich is already vaped bud (i use it to make edibles)
but it just looks like tea leaves or something bc its brown
anyway. my mom made herself coffee with it the other day.
you can't trust anyone to be who they say they are. I was walking through a mountain pass and I met this chick. Well, I thought she was a chick, till she pulled down her pants and said "I will take your life in the name of the Yiga Clan!" then she killed me with her penis
2 days agoneeds a morally worse or dumber friend to humanize him
michael scott - todd packer
homer simpson - barney gumble
hank hill - bill dauterive
peter griffin - quagmire
who get circumcised or other dick surgery avoid erection for six weeks im on estrogen and i still keep getting morning wood (very unkind to the four fishing lines coming out of my lil lady) thank god its shot day
3 days agoI barely slept I cried like every day I spent two nights in the hospital and experienced hellraiser levels of pain for days. but here we are im still a hot bitch with amazing friends and family who are there for me whenever I need them how many blessings can one gal have
4 days agoand since i changed it earlier this year I have gotten more compliments in a few months than i had my whole life up to that point. EVERYONE seems delighted by my use of a non traditional month name. it makes me so happy to have strangers compliment my choices.
5 days agohas turned up that carole king wrote the music for natural woman FOR aretha franklin and her writing partner (male) wrote the lyrics based on a record producer named jerry wexler's idea
and its based on the concept of "natural man" in soul/gospel
point still stands dope song