28, white, Cancer, they/she, New York, NY, United States
Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I'll sock you in your goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered!one single kidney stone?
its me today i found out I have two
squidward - gay
spongebob - transmasc
patrick - confirmed crossdresser
mr krabs - daddy bear, confirmed bachelor
sandy - dyke
plankton - nonbinary/AI-sexual
larry the lobster - circuit queen
pearl - transfem
spongebob's house - power bottom
edit: mermaid man and barnacle boy????
so many cops in this ER is the NYPD arresting viruses now
about 7 hours agoand i think i threw my back out sucking girldick last night
worth it tho
i unfortunately cannot sing the bass part to song of the vikings by perly i lotry look it up no way is that man human
1 day agoabout my bass voice but. i can still sing the low part to wellerman so. one day when the tonguin' is done we'll take our leave and go
1 day agohas a praise kink apparently
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doctors get away with all sorts of shit because they have the veneer of you being a "patient" which the word alone implies ur gonna have to wait but in america i think its important to remember ur fundamentally a customer. u work for me bitch. I pay u.
2 days agoits called welcome to womanhood https://litter.catbox.moe/w3l428q7l1vln3ac.jpeg
3 days ago