36, white, Leo, she/they/it, Philadelphia, PA, United States
fuck a dog, lawmanmonitor degaussed -~-
3 months agohe was thinking of me & my girls
3 months agowhere the deranged freaks at sound off in my dms
3 months agosometimes I think about the dude in the bronx who explained to me his racket selling loosie red bulls to folks on the street and then asked if he could suck my tits
3 months agois like a day without sunshine
4 months ago“is that Matthew McConaughey?”
…
…
“no. no, it’s just a dyke”
“unfortunately I think my bootyhole is tighter than a roll of nickels”
i said,
“bitch, I’ve never put four fingers in a roll of nickels”
yall should give yourselves more credit // u don’t always know what you’re capable of
in my long distance gf’s shirt getting my smell all over it. Gonna mail that bitch a perfumed letter and make her melt from two states over
6 months agomy partner hand sewed this little padded holder w/ribbon so I can tie my estrogen vial to my bra strap and warm it up for shot day 💜💉
https://litter.catbox.moe/gq21qd.jpeg
when a tall woman invites you to go bowling, you accept the invitation
6 months ago