28, white, they/she, St. Louis, Missouri, United States
Robin | Tomboy Dickgirl Failwife | the queer satanic anarchist that Facebook warned your mom about. Just ask me about anything else.Why are people clapping about landing the plane. Stop that.
about 3 hours agoI'm at the airport and I'm thinking about how incredible it's going to be to land and get back to my boyfriend's apartment and immediately start trying to put a baby in him. Can I get an mpreg react for good luck and high sperm count
about 6 hours agoIT'S ME I'M THE JET SET GIRLFRIEND
about 6 hours agoHERE'S TO HOPING MY FUCKASS FLIGHT IS ON TIME
about 7 hours agowill make you feel like you're losing your mind to anxiety and annoyance in equal measure
about 17 hours agoLET'S GET THIS BRED
about 19 hours agoCarnally. Biblically, even.
(Not really but it's fun to say it)
in the work parking lot. Ate complete and total shit.
about 24 hours agoSo I can feel how soft my cockskin is between my legs and now I'm salivating thinking about 69'ing with someone.
This relief cannot POSSIBLY come soon enough
The first time I even accidentally touched my bits this week was purely to fix it slipping out of my underwear 😭 shit's SILLY
1 day ago