29, jew, Pisces, they, Queens, New York, United States
masc, neuro, poly
The victory party, hmu :)
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Peepee
Poopoo
Until I get bored of it
Peepee poopoo
Normally I'm like "shit sucks, let's fuck" on here but that ain't accurate anymore. Shit is pretty alright lately.
Still, let's fuck.
Sfw pics of me as The Bear:
https://files.catbox.moe/mif3i4.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/sgo0ob.jpg
Seeking cool trannies to form a wandering group tonight for spooky events and/or bar-hopping (on a budget). So far my plan is:
Go to the parade, wander around after, ???, fun!
Wanna join me? Hmu. (In NYC if that wasn't clear)
Halloween but I have a beard. Should I shave it off for the authentic look, or should I keep it for the pun of being more bear than him (how tf he about to be called The Bear while looking like a twink?)
Knife for shave
Wolf for keep beard
Makes me wanna vomit lately goddamn
I'm effectively broke, my few local friends are busy, and I just wanna celebrate spooky season in a makeshift costume with some cool queers. Any ideas? Please lmk.
I'm exceptionally low on money, I'm not getting enough hours at work, my benefits are getting cut off, and I'm not sure how I'm even gonna pay my phone bill. If anyone can help, it would be greatly appreciated. Can share Cashapp/Venmo via DM. Thank you!
What in the absolute fuck? Why do ebikes have to go slower than both analog bikes and cars now? Do they want ebikers going 15 on 25 roads, or do they just not want us riding on roads at all anymore?
Anyway if Mamdani either doesn't win or doesn't fix this, selling my ebike lol
I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doctors I hate doc
I'm already fairly sure I'm just going to be some sorta generic zombie because that's something I can do with some ripped up old clothes and a tube of fake blood, but I'd love some other ideas.
Also: any events/parties/live music/play parties with low/no entry fees? Thanks!
I really need to melt into another hot body like ASAP. Have had legit 0 opportunities for spooky season sluttery yet and that's gotta change.
Someone misgendered me, told me to kill myself, then when I corrected them, they said "why did you just threaten to rape me?". Then got insta-banned. Fucking wild.
Could it be you? Message me and find out :3
Someone please exchange face pics with me, tell me you care about the world, meet up with me tonight, have a drink and/or smoke, and put your tongue down my throat
I literally haven't seen the bastard in almost 2 years, but the handful of comments they made about the slight weight gain I was experiencing still ping around my head. People still call me skinny but I don't believe them anymore. I can't stop looking at the fat on my gut or face
Fall asleep, dream that I matched with someone on an app, wake up, fall back asleep, dream person is in bed with me, wake up again, realize it wasn't real, fall asleep again, rinse and repeat.
It's like my brain is primed to fall in love again and is screaming to go find it
Also Tinder: 36 year olds? None of those anywhere on tinder within 20 miles of you. That person who liked you? Yeah they're 6 miles away. But there's nobody within 20 miles.
"Hey support what's up with this?"
"Sorry, we can't help you with this"
Fuckin Tinder yo
Thank you Whole Foods for having more CKD-friendly options than most other grocery stores. I wish Bezos never bought y'all
That's it, that's the post.
I'm not entirely surprised; I used to drink like a fish, I eat everything with extra butter, and I've been on a stupidly high amount of medication for a very long time.
But uhhh Im fucked i think. The doctor will tell me specifics on Friday. Panicking rn tho fr
"yup"
"and that is your gender identity?"
"Yup"
"nobody is assigned nonbinary at birth, if that's the case you must be a different gender then what you were assigned at birth"
"makes sense to me"
"so you're trans!"
"No I'm cis"
I keep seeing profiles on the apps that say "cis nonbinary". Like real, actual people, typing into their bios that they're somehow both trans and not trans. Am I missing something? Did words stop meaning things, or is stupidity rising among gender questioning people?
Yeah, you're seeing those people that you swiped right on 50 times because every time you did it, they deleted their account, remade it using the exact same details, only to repeat it again a few seconds later. Plenty of people do it, says tinder support
Fkn scam app bs
Yeah I'd like to
Are you sure?
Yeah, swipe right
Ok but are you really sure? Here's their profile again
Yes, please swipe right, they're cute
Ok but do you want to swipe right on them?
Yes please
Ok but here's their profile, do you wanna swipe right?
Yes
Ok, so do you wa
Sure *pays 20 dollars*
Oh, I guess only 10 people like me. Ok, at least some of them are cute. Lemme swipe right on some of them.
Oh, apparently none of them swiped right on me since swiping right on them didn't create a match.
I love sus d8ng apps taking advantage of people
Someone around NYC please help me figure out something fun to do tonight. Open to hooking up but im picky af and super down for friends anyway. Id love to meet someone for drinks/weed and some cheap live music. Hit me up!
...care about starving yourself, you would go vegan. Leftists must be vegan. It's easy, just eat beans and rice the rest of your life. Only vegans care about animals"
"No I haven't divested from Israel, that's too hard!"
I wish I was fucking joking with some of these holy shit
I regularly act with disregard for leftist ideals, financially support people who act against leftism when ample alternatives exist, don't want to be questioned about my actions, and don't care about my own morality or culpability. But I'm totally a leftist. I'm queer and poly!🙄
Little chat, some vibes, dealbreaker check, first hangout, immediate tension, back to their place, eat them until my jaw is sore, cuddle and crash, get breakfast and walk around next morning, arent afraid of liking each other, keep talking, keep meeting, become friends