32, white, Pisces, She/Her, Hurst, Texas, United States
femme, mtf, pan, sapphic, woman
But I think it's really fun that we're gonna have a 'cool mayor' storyline coming down the pipe.
🌕
And gets flustered that no matter how she does her hair and makeup, every time people see her they're just thinking about how big her boobs are.
'I'll just dump the clean laundry on my bed. That way I'm sure to fold it and put it away promptly'
God sends her least amount of privacy to her most touch starved soldiers
Does not start until December 21'st.
Those chickens are ~not~ as happy as those cows
And I don't like it! I don't wanna!
We should figure out how to give this dude some more money
Happy hrtversarry to me! My new me's resolution is to become more unhinged online
Very politely to stop hurting me. No response.
Just testing you. If this had been a real haunting then you'd have needed professional help rn
Is a very good discourse, indeed.
One in the link
Hits different
ALL GIRL BOAR HUNT
It was the thirst of times.
Sometimes I just wanna be flipped upside down and washed out nose first with hot saline. Nonsexually.
~score~
Grumpy girl got garbage, gripes
I'm starting the airline for this rn. Try and stop me, clean-lung-ailures
I would have thought a 36DD bra was big, like- if you had asked me at the time I would have said that double d boobs were big boobs and thus a 36DD was a big bra. Now it's like I know what these numbers _mean_. This lady is three cup sizes bigger than my 36B 😨
I am building a batcave!!!
Hell yeah
I just hope when I finally get mine done they get the lips *exactly* right. Gals out there know what I'm talking about.
That sounds right 😊
Haven't wished you good night in a while. You're still my special app with all the lovely people on it. *pats u*
😵💫 whoops
I hope you're having a good day :)
Are squeaking, fam
Something is trying to contact me from the other side....
Parker, I need sixty clowns on my desk by Thursday morning. Don't let me down!
It'll be like 'hey! You can add water or milk!' And then in parenthesis right below that it'll say (seriously tho. Milk. Please dear God use this with milk.)