32, white, Pisces, She/Her, Hurst, Texas, United States
femme, mtf, pan, sapphic, woman
This world is cold. This world is ~nothing~ like the one we were promised when we agreed to bathe.
Called me 'Miss Twinkle toes'... moving up in the world.
And your parents get you 'The Thing' smashy hands and not 'The Hulk' smashy hands, they do not love you.
Can you give me that number in salamiters?
Been really tough since I got this job at the Directly Overhanging Light factory
Really bad rn :(
Who can consistently fix when device drivers are incorrectly installed. Why is this such a cursed practice.
But all the friend activities are just elaborate excuses to practice med-fet on eachother.
Oh it's afternoon. Nevertheless.
Barely beating out Caked Up Revvy Christmas.
Then transferring that scent to a new cat will also transfer crimes, wanted level.
Maybe it's the cumulative effect of a particularly demanding lifestyle finally coming home to roost. Alternatively, I might just be absorbing a metric fuckton of lunar energies.
But I think it's really fun that we're gonna have a 'cool mayor' storyline coming down the pipe.
🌕
And gets flustered that no matter how she does her hair and makeup, every time people see her they're just thinking about how big her boobs are.
'I'll just dump the clean laundry on my bed. That way I'm sure to fold it and put it away promptly'
God sends her least amount of privacy to her most touch starved soldiers
Does not start until December 21'st.
Those chickens are ~not~ as happy as those cows
And I don't like it! I don't wanna!
We should figure out how to give this dude some more money
Happy hrtversarry to me! My new me's resolution is to become more unhinged online
Very politely to stop hurting me. No response.
Just testing you. If this had been a real haunting then you'd have needed professional help rn
Is a very good discourse, indeed.
One in the link
Hits different
ALL GIRL BOAR HUNT
It was the thirst of times.
Sometimes I just wanna be flipped upside down and washed out nose first with hot saline. Nonsexually.
~score~
Grumpy girl got garbage, gripes
I'm starting the airline for this rn. Try and stop me, clean-lung-ailures