21, asian, Capricorn, she/her,
bi, femme, monog, mtf, queer, sapphic, woman
i was showering, minding my own business, and then i see a fuckin little guy crawling around outside my shower door and skittering all over the place and suddenly i feel like im playing fnaf in my own bathroom
i get too cozy in it. even in my chair tho i feel drowsy in it. maybe i need to change my chair
had a really vivid dream and it felt like unearthing a dusty time capsule. felt nice tbh… :>
tell me your most and least favorite starter pokemon
i could really go for some fried food icl
yummy
rest easy little guy. you gave me the best porkchops and potatoes ever
your wifi is spotty while youre having a text convo w a friend bc youll send a reply and by the time it sends theyll already be talking about another point and youll look like an idiot
all the time dude. ouh
achoo. excuse me
😮or 🫢a reaction emoji i think. like a “waow” type react or smth idk lol
biting me this is transphobic and we should explode them
i dont need you to fry my potatoes
ow ow ow
really strict hair policies piss me the fuck off
hi everyone!!
my shoulders and back feel stiff
in a call where my friends are loud af is beyond me
fun as fuck until the oil monster starts killing you with fire
i realized i literally posted about interrupted sleep like a few days ago i have to explode
i hate getting my sleep interrupyed bc even if i manage to fall asleep again i’ll wake up super sleepy in the morning and it sucks
lowkey suck ass bc even if u get to go back to sleep youre gonna be sleepy for the rest of the day when u wake up later
curse you food videos on youtube now i want noodles and i want them BAD
in the wild just say the most random shit when they spot you. like they’ll walk up to you and yell shit like “i miss my wife and kids” and get into a battle like cmon man just give me your money already
sometimes the gentle breeze of an electric fan > using an ac
idk if i’d call it fun necessarily? maybe it is, maybe it isnt? idk. but what it definitely is is fulfilling
rain is nice
its nice to wake up to the gentle breeze outside
i wish pokemon were real
my worst nightmare
porter robinson in the nurture album cover rn
eat too much food and suddenly you never wanna think about food ever again
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