37, european mutt, Virgo, mer/maid/her, Tempe, Arizona, United States
demi, femme, fluid, lesbian, monog, mtf, neuro, sapphic
with the shit that killed Elvis
My wax wings melt
Your floral scented an aura
A sirens call to my maidenhead
I can only blush
Too ashamed
Command me for the rest of my days
Oh goddess of QuikTrip
I must escape this trance
Before I prostrate myself
On the floor the robot cleans
But you've conspired while I purchased items
Distracted for a fatal moment
You stand before me, intent for me to cross your path
The charred walnut locks that sprout from your hair lie flat, well cared for and luxurious.
You smile at me and I'm blinded
A flashbang down mid
I peek and you slay me again
Daring me, commanding eye contact
A magnificent sycamore in a field of wheat
Your dress shifts in the ambient.
Blossoms on boughs swaying in the breeze
One glance kindles what was once dead my heart relit before you
Tell me all the ways I could please you
I would do it and more
🖕
And I followed the other one, until the fan base lost their shit.
Happened to Doctor Who too
It ain't t4t without 'em.
for those waffles they discontinued
Maybe if they came back
You would too
Yes, but please don't refer to us in the third person. Only we're allowed to do that.
teehee
MUSHROOM, OLIVES, CHIVES!
is your fluid of gender :9
for the girl who has her head in books, like Belle, and can also deadlift 136kg, like Zarya?
For all these fuckin discord channels?
Shit runs slower than Chrome teehee.
It's cause your horny post got me mpreg
teehee
snuffed by an Adobe Flash vulnerability smdh
teehee
teehee
the pickles we ate along the way
teehee
Naughtie's culture
Read jthm/ifeelsick
In an Outlook email 😤
I am well and truly baked.
If you look hard enough
When you are A_AB and feel like you are presenting A_AB; But they see you as A_AB presenting A_AB and misgender you.
Neither an O nor a U is in the word Kawaii
Is for 🐎 and that ain't me yo
Tryna send a couple chills up your spine
Laundromat's systems of measurements is beans. Do ppl weigh their clothes before coming here? Why isn't it measured by volume? Why isn't capacity listed on the basket? Is my privilege showing? I'm smart, this is bullshit.
ALMOST EVERY DAY
I SEE THE SAME FACE
ON BROKEN PICTURE TUBE
IT FITS THE ATTITUDE