19, white, Taurus, she/her, 5'9, Mandan, North Dakota, United States
fag, femme, mtf, pan, poly, queer, therian, woman
being highly sensitive to noise and living with a partially deaf person and two kids.i just want a good night's sleep is it really that much to ask for
i found the switch in the white house that turns the government back on do i flip it
there are probably people under the age of 30 that are named dave
two people who say sorry too much talk to each other
wear my lanyard backwards and pretend it's a collar
and in the parking lot what i assumed to be a wierd old guy was staring at me and i felt scared. uhh gender affirming i guess
🗡️ yes
🧶 no
personally i do
shadow the hedgehog is a homosexual
you fly is unzipped
hi
the whole field is psuedoscience
is genuinely so amazing
but i dont want to be mean to her that would make me sad
cowgirl x cow girl
that their phone is not spying on them, and then go "hey siri"
what is the etymology behind this
i eat the whole apple besides seed and stem even the core
where if you stare at me like a creep while i am minding my own business walking to work, you get shot
can mean two very different things
your magical item is: a cursed scarab, place it on your back and you gain the power to turn people into bugs and control those bugs, as well as turn them back into people
4 arms and a tail and horns huh
to use your legs in a fight bitch those are your largest muscles
if i was paid above and beyond
more than cigars
it felt like i had a bunny tail for a second
pisses me off i hate how what should be a 50/50 chance becomes a 2/3 chance but i guess it makes sense
still waiting for my rear end to realize that
have like a million different names? what do YOU call them?
is one letter off from being cia?? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
i just took a shower chat i just got clean like a bean chat
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