Supporter Jan 2025
36, leporidae, they, Brooklyn, New York, United States
androg, demi, enby, pan, poly, queer, transfemme, ???
sanitizes your hands
wait what that's really what it is
idk it just felt too obvious
I thought like, no way it's that.
she's pretty cool too but I think it's a little weird that a bovidae was able to make such an impact on the slut pop music scene
drew carey said the winner gets a lifetime supply of chapstick - yes, one tube of chapstick and at the time I was like lmao so true
And now as an adult who takes care of their skin I use like 5 tubes a year
How disgusting do you think that guys skin is? Scaly mfer
liberal in applying those nuts to this face
what do you mean I don't get the joke format again I'm pretty sure I do
but the only photo format accepted should be those taken on a camera for an OG Gameboy.
fuckin hot
complimentary to myself, but I don't want to just swipe endlessly on these apps
the struggle is real
also is it tacky to be super straightforward on there that I'm looking for hookups? it feels polite but I'm not always so good with this "human socializing" stuff.
deer trannies*
killing me! ahh hahahahah
no I meant my back, it hurts
What do you mean I don't understand the joke format
Maybe you don't understand the joke format did you ever consider that
but not if you type tranny
said, "you must open this without using your teeth."
She looked down at the Slim Jim still in its packaging and at that moment knew all hope was lost.
never do chores and never eat
epic 😎
super annoying and messy people in my life because I get to be like "phew at least I'm not the actual worst"
SHAMPOO RUNNING LOW? JUST PEE IN THE BOTTLE. TRUST ME.
>get message from cute young trans girl
>talk a bit
>she mentions how it's nice talking and only "old creeps" message her
>she asks to meet
>I point out that I'm 15 years older
>"oh fuck I didn't notice, you look younger!"
>Mfw
1/2 supreme pizza
Deep fried fish burrito
Meat lovers' lasagna
Bag of Takis
Pint of ice cream
4 cups coffee
Bottom diet:
Bran flakes
Celery
Apple
4 cups benefiber
man who refuses to show pictures of his face messages transexual with many pictures to call her sexy. Rescinds and calls her ugly after being rejected.
broken and needing to be replaced
we combine the two things people love most: social media, and cheese.
mark my words, I'm gonna be the next Elizabeth Holmes with this one.
We burn down an ICE headquarters facility then catch rabbits and tear them apart with only our teeth.
wheel
I thought you were an adult
guess I thought wrong
stunning, head-turning looks that make it impossible to identify who or what is underneath
oh nah I'm only into normal fetish stuff
im not gonna do it tho that's someone else's cross to bear
It always blows air of the perfect temperature and never gets dusty or smells musty
Where she sings like in "Francheskaar"? I specifically really like the way she raises the pitch of her voice at the end of some lines. "Oh, but you can't feel it, babe. The effect you have on all of ^^THEM^^."
It reminds me of Calvin Harris kinda.
Tyvm :3
In my day, we had Bonzai Buddy. And we liked it.
insisted on helping me find the tool I need and then argued with me about if it was the right tool or not.
I'm a mechanic guys literally fuck off. The fact that you think that's a Torx interface is almost pathetic. In this context, it is absolutely pathetic.
I was blocked by Lex's most annoying user? What ever will I do?
wrong with me. I was able to self diagnose Meniere's disease. And while there's no cure, there's "lifestyle changes" you can make and exercises you can do to lessen the symptoms. And what do you know, they're working!
Why is every fucking healthcare professional utterly useless?
I expect them to have an impact but if I haven't carefully selected my audience they plane don't land.
tongue
WHY IS MY MOOD SO UNSTABLE? CHECKMATE.