Supporter Jan 2025
36, leporidae, they, Brooklyn, New York, United States
androg, demi, enby, pan, poly, queer, transfemme, ???
you made a post about a friend treating you badly. I knife reacted and you messaged me to ask why. You told me it's aggressive and before I could explain that it's towards your shitty friend, you told me fuck me and blocked me. MAYBE the problem is YOU!
there are only 151 pokemon
it's not like the ecosystem of the planet is on the verge of collapse the climate is on the verge of becoming unlivable the government is on the verge of exterminating people on a scale not seen since the holocaust. it's all fine so what's my problem huh
my admittedly fairly low expectations
on my camping gear poll?
cause it's literally split 50/50
I am gonna hammock camp though and probably always was
🐺 - hammock
🌻 - tent
last Friday?
this shit better go hard, first actually new release 15 years
gonna play some games ennui, but then I got bored and just laid around
ial said it's just when they say "part of a balanced diet" I really truly believe they envisioned something more than totinos pizza rolls and strawberry quik
UMMMMM EXCUSE ME? Annie's 12 years old! Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way.
that we don't have a "large adjustable wrench" at this location. There's a 5" one right here. I've been told that's a very respectable size thank you very much
friend with a toddler started dating our 20 year old friend and everyone acted like that was totally normal (it didn't last long and ended very badly)
chick fil a?
I've never had it and I wanna try it but there's absolutely zero chance I am going to give those people a dime
you would have delilah bon
But you're like "I can afford 2 sessions and that's useless" I have to highly recommend this Braun Silk Expert Pro 5. That sounds like an ad but I've been using it a couple months and the results are comparable to professional IPL services.
*looks u over*
omg nevermind I'm so sorry I said anything
fuck led zepplin lmao
tip of my finger and that was not a good time to go to a hospital. Super glue failed to reattach it and I ended up with a weird giant keloid bubble as a fingertip. This week it got all dry and flaky and now the keloid is falling off to reveal a new fingertip 😳
I prefer those duck-billed motherfuckers keep their eggs and venom inside thank you very much
even hot bitches get anxious sometimes
Super
< no
> aw, doesn't it feel good? why not?
< It does. I'm a vampire.
> Ok, so, and?
< You have to invite me to come inside.
need to get my some of that T-Russy
To see it, the app opened, and now I have no idea where that notification is to read. It was one of the official ones. Lol?
Edit: ok I have the gist of what it said the question is why I can't access that info anywhere else
waiting 7-8 months as I searched for the perfect buy paid off, I got an amazing car for [unfortunately my max budget], which is still less than it's worth.
Plus my dyke cred has definitely increased, it's a subaru outback
But they're listed as 2/$4.
:That's because you scanned your key foods card, we don't take those
Oh, uh, isn't this a key foods?
:Yeah but we don't take those.
???
I know we don't talk much but if you could do one thing, I'd really appreciate it. I think it would make the world a much better place for pretty much everyone and everything... Please can every human with a net worth over 100m USD die spontaneously? Painfully is fine. Thank you.
KEEP USEFUL ITEMS BESIDE YOUR BED FOR EASY ACCESS - LIKE SEX LUBE, AND PRINGLES.
I ONLY DOWNLOADED "MY BOYFRIEND IS A HORSE" SIMULATOR AS A PRANK/SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
ion to order a size large bad dragon bumblehooves in extra soft. giant squishy thicc boi horse pp here I come
without tits and then decided that wasn't right so I took the pill that makes you grow tits and now I can grab these sweet knockers any time I want
and I tripped and fell and pulled his pants down and his penis went into my mouth and we both toppled over and then as I was helping him up he slipped and pulled my pants down and I fell and landed and his penis went into my butt I swear I'm not gay tho