23, mixed b/w, Cancer, any/make up your own.,
Really evil fucked up wizard who wants your soulI would do good stuff (certainly not evil and dark magic.) I would do stuff like give everyone a tail. Give everyone eyes that change colors and glow. (And certainly not build a divine soul harvester.)
If you vote me I promise to give everyone a tail. (And not mass destruction.)
Call that gizzard
13 days agoHere's my WIZARD juice or my WIZARD pillow. Here's my WIZARD house with my WIZARD car. Or even my WIZARD pet raccoon.
15 days agoDefense spells, ARE FOR LOOSERS. Oh I cast "grand shield. " Or i cast "restorative blast." WELL YOUR A NERD. A LOOSER! ARMOUR ENHANCEMENT?! Ok buddy get fireballed,
Oaths, idiotic "Protect the weak!" Well guess what buddy i just hurled a thunderbolt a random minimum wage worker.
Instant pins n' needles (that feeling when your leg falls asleep.)
27 days agoI slept through evil monday, what a cruel world? A wizard can't even make doom and gloom and peace...I shouldn't have stayed up all night throwing gnomes at my gnome throwing wall...
29 days agoThings are planned. May make the earth explode tomorrow who knows... things are in the works, evil things are planned...
29 days agoMY APPRENTICE WILL NOT STOP SHOWING THE homunculus, disapproved content. It won't stop talking about skibidi toilet. What do I do?!
about 1 month agoUnfortunately. I would cast a spell today. But there's a whimsical little trollman with my staff in his jaw and everytime I try to take it back im bitten.
about 1 month agoUsing my evil apps vilecloud villainouscord!!! And twitter.
about 1 month ago