26, mixed, Pisces, they/fae, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
unlawfully wedded dogwife to two wonderful women. pure of heart angel. learning to be human.since i got my tooth pulled i can't suck, spit, bite, lick, or open my jaw entirely, and i must keep chewing to a minimum.
my mouth is criminally understimulated in ways i never knew possible.
during the day. it's like running into a celebrity at the supermarket.
6 days agojust got a cold + i'm getting a tooth removed Thursday so my mouth will be full of blood (and NOBODY finds that hot!!!)
7 days agoi have had to make more phone calls today than any one person should have to
8 days agoi'm so NORMAL i can bARELY THINK
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i'm gonna fucking lose it
10 days agohaven't been able to regularly eat consistently, think straight, speak clearly, or fully put myself first for the last six days. i think my seven weeks of thinking i'm god are coming to a close ✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽
12 days agofor the third time, i'm so fucking ill.
15 days agoeven when my posts are mid?
16 days ago