30, white, Sagittarius, she/her, Jeffersonville, Norristown, PA, United States
when I grow up I'm going to be a beautiful roboti'm offically turning into a bug. i'm gonna pupate this weekend. catch me emerging from the ground and unfurling my gorgeous lacey wings next spring
15 days agoCHASERS: get tae fuck
t-minus 12 days until milf era begins
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19 days agoi'm very cold right now. it would be really helpful if some of u could put on a sweater. i'd feel a lot warmer about things. thanks!!
20 days agoOh, oats?
Oats, o oats.
Oats, owed.
Sewn oats.
Loades of oats.
Oats for goats.
Olde oats.
Moat of oats.
Oats.
it's CRAZY how u can just grow ur own boobs
they even jiggle!! flabbergasted. boggles the mind
also you can touch em whenever u want? like come the fuck on. someone should have told me about this 15 years ago
by complete coincidence managed to make friends with another trans girl also on a solo park trip and we swapped numbers!
i love my chungus life!!!! 🥰
shoutout to all my ops for making this one possible i'm doin it for the haters
25 days agowould thoust lay claim to yonder orb in that crevasse? perchance it contains untold, wondrus secrets! prithee take care not to slip, lest you meet an untimely end..
26 days agotheres no more blood in my body. someone took out all my blood overnight. probably a giant monstrous bat or vampire. shriveled husks don't have to go into work, right?
27 days ago