30, white, Sagittarius, she/her, Jeffersonville, Norristown, PA, United States
when I grow up I'm going to be a beautiful robotif i eat this whole box of famcy chocolate pretzels i could probably go to heaven...
about 17 hours agothere's christmas spirit leaking out of my ears.. i need to go to the doctor this can't be normal
1 day agocan someone help me rob this jolly bearded guy when he comes down the chimney? dude looks loaded
1 day agoif the next time i hold a sneeze it'll make my head explode??
2 days agoI WILL NOT FROW UP 😡
3 days agoi pray for your unguarded soul to remain safe on the journey to the realm of the unconscious.. 🤲
4 days agoi'm living in a giant fishbowl. please don't tap on the glass, it stresses me out!!
4 days agoi'm going into intergalactic shock i mean interphylactic shock i mean annum phylum shock i mean ackerflylotic shock i mean uh planarnomadic shock FUCK
5 days agoi'm turning the hoover dam into the world's largest gravity bong
6 days agotrying to explain to the IRS that i can't pay my taxes anymore because i turned into a giant worm
7 days ago