26, white, Capricorn, they/he, Athens, Georgia, United States
butch, dyke, enby, fag, queer
Gnawing the safety seal off of my new tub of protein powder like a tiger with one of those pumpkins filled with ground beef
For how much I needed that sustenance... Anyway, I've already noticed my voice starting to get deeper
Has me going to get a drive thru burger at 1AM because I couldn't muster the executive function to cook but god damn I need to eat
I am. So Fucking HUNGRY
stick of butter into one of my stove burners
(I put it over the burner that vents the oven while it preheated to try and soften it more but left it on for too long. It was actually a relatively easy clean up)
((Late night cookie baking))
And it's going to be the catalyst to my villain arc
Like, there's a side of me that could be way nastier than I currently am, and I'm a little afraid of it
To realize that even the "beginner" workouts are too much for me
(I know it'll get easier...I just have to keep trying)
t shot is working 😵💫
Probably the worst day I could have had at work today (not actually, don't try me universe)
But I've smoked and I've got a burger and a fish sandwich and ice cream AND I'm going to do my first tshot tonight
And watch fantastic mr fox
Like a stray cat that's well known in a neighborhood
I get fed, People look out for me
I'm even beloved
But at the end of the day I go back to my cardboard box
And sleep alone
AHHHHHH!! This always happens!
Anyway, Indian food is delicious
Got distracted, missed several messages and calls from my driver trying to find my apartment. Didn't check my phone until WELL After they had completed the delivery. Felt bad, increased their tip to $7.77 as apology.
And then I grabbed my food and realized...1/2
So I soaked in some rosemary mint scented epsom salt...made me feel like a nice little leg of lamb lmao
And it's like; oh my god, this is what my dad would look like if he was a sad fem gay man
.... pathetic
I'm so fucking excited!! I haven't had a real haircut in so long
I'm *so HORNY* for SET DESIGN!!! 😩😩🥵
where everyone wears headphones?
I can just fart whenever I need to
I keep thinking I pulled a muscle in my lower back only to realize it's period cramps
Good news is that cramps are a lot easier to deal with than a pulled muscle
with country boy genes is an absolute travesty. I was Meant to be BEEFY!!!
And started crying, apologizing to my desk for not appreciating it enough
It's so pretty;_;
I've got canned tuna and bread and crackers
I shall survive !
I have wet clothes in the washer AND my all the food I have has to be cooked
Guuuuuuuh
Successfully completed their move to Minnesota.It's only been a week and there's already an ache in my heart for them.
I'm going to see them at Christmas. It simultaneously feels too close and too far away.
I miss them, but I'm not alone
Wearing just underwear and an of Montreal shirt eating red velvet cake straight out of the fridge
is this anything?
As in it creates the perfect set of emotional circumstances that allows me to take too much weed gummy and cry really hard (intense, but much needed, emotional release)
Work is doing an early shift so we can leave before the hottest part of the day. I'm grateful to be able to avoid the heat but I don't want to have to wake up at 6am to do it
(I'm being incredibly spoiled)
*crawls into bed and falls asleep*
And I'm kinda going full chunibyo
"Ohh, I'm having my satanic awakening and this is my demon eye"
While helping my friend pack for her move to Minni
I pulled a muscle or something in one of my hips and it's killing me
Just finished soaking in some epsom salt but it still really hurts
And eat it with all of my friends
Sharpie or box cutter (common)
Lighter (common)
Carabiner with keys (common)
Sparkly gold earrings (rare)
Cool rocks (rare)
Glass Pipe (ultra rare)
My strap (ultra rare xxx dlc)