26, white, Capricorn, they/he, Athens, Georgia, United States
stray cat coded butchLike a stray cat that's well known in a neighborhood
I get fed, People look out for me
I'm even beloved
But at the end of the day I go back to my cardboard box
And sleep alone
AHHHHHH!! This always happens!
Anyway, Indian food is delicious
Got distracted, missed several messages and calls from my driver trying to find my apartment. Didn't check my phone until WELL After they had completed the delivery. Felt bad, increased their tip to $7.77 as apology.
And then I grabbed my food and realized...1/2
So I soaked in some rosemary mint scented epsom salt...made me feel like a nice little leg of lamb lmao
12 days agoAnd it's like; oh my god, this is what my dad would look like if he was a sad fem gay man
.... pathetic
I'm so fucking excited!! I haven't had a real haircut in so long
13 days agoI'm *so HORNY* for SET DESIGN!!! 😩😩🥵
14 days agowhere everyone wears headphones?
I can just fart whenever I need to
I keep thinking I pulled a muscle in my lower back only to realize it's period cramps
Good news is that cramps are a lot easier to deal with than a pulled muscle
with country boy genes is an absolute travesty. I was Meant to be BEEFY!!!
19 days ago