28, white, Capricorn, it/its, sie/hir, she/her, Schenectady, New York, United States
spider femme creature thing. Married lovingly to the bit. I have a GF, but open and polyLay on me until I get my compression stuff through my insurance. I'll pay an honest rate of many head pets, forehead kisses and back scratches. Though be warned my web is a bit messy these days
about 2 hours agoAn original flight 2000 wide body pinball machine and I'm so excited! Yay!
about 3 hours agoSo is it like a pillbug or a centipede or different kind of bug? Caterpillar maybe? I'm just curious
about 9 hours ago5:30am and the weed finally exited my system so had to wake up, cuddle my girlfriend, pet my cat and take eight more bong hits. Still can feel everything but at least not as terrible. Yay
about 15 hours agoWith me through the rainbow trout pipe and we can gnaw on each other date night when? I need this so bad right now
1 day agoBandage my fingers. Idk why but my skin keeps getting little painful rips in it and they sting! Just put cute little bandages on them for my please (I can't reach them all myself)
1 day agoIs making me a beautiful pile of food while I suffer from an arthritis attack. What an angel she is, I'm gonna explode
2 days agoPack me a fat joint so I don't have to feel my bones being wrong. And maybe some treats and hugs as well?
2 days agoThe day. I'm going to have an edible, destroy myself with my vibrator and make cookies after my legs remember how to work 💕
Remember to treat yourself as well today mwah
Yeah I changed my user again. I keep wanting to but I'm cutting myself off after this (if I change it again within 24 hours please explode me)
3 days ago