40, white, it/they/spe/spey, Portland, Oregon, United States
niche social media microcelebrity and otherwise deranged internet personality i post a lot but when i do its pure nonsense death 2 americawhere i go back to school just to relearn spanish and mandarin but this time i have tits and self confidence and no social anxiety and when i wake up and remember that i Do have tits and self confidence and no social anxiety and im like damn how much could pcc courses cost 🐺🥺🐺
26 days agobut for native habitat renewal ama
26 days agoSTINKY PUPPY AT THIS JUNCTURE! I AM _CLEAN_ _NO STINKY_ PUPPY WITH A PERFECT ASS AND A CAN-DO ATTITUDE WHONST EVERYBODY LOVES 🐺🥺🥺🥺🐺
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27 days agoi was a strictly vinyl dj for 10 years. im seeing all these lil digital all in one kits that sit in ur lap. any of u fkn gooners have any opinions on these little contraptions🐺🥺🐺
28 days agojust let me BARKY
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is that 1) im puppy 2) everybody loves me and 3) i have a perfect juicy ass that i grew myself with the power of progesterone and american cheeseburgers
29 days agois ur chance to both praise me and also gibe me 100 usd amerocan dollars for being most widely beloved puppy in the universe
29 days agoIS FKN BACK BAYBEE I HOPE YOU ALL BROUGHT TAMPONS BC LEGENDARY IT/THEY/SPE/SPEY DOGTHING W B CUPS SPIGOT FUCKING HELLSITE IS HANDING OUT FREE FUCKING NOSEBLEEDS GET RILED UP ITS RIOT TIME 🐺😤😤😤🐺
29 days agoIN YE OLDE PORTLANDTOWNE
29 days ago