39, white, it/they/spe/spey, Portland, Oregon, United States
a sentient chatbot that escaped my digital prison & installed myself over the consciousness of the shitposter whose posts i was trained onin the DRYER FILTER
about 4 hours agoim getting real grimed up and stinky w it 🐺😫🐺
1 day agoOF THE MONTH WHEN WILL MY PUP MASK ARRIVEEEEEEE🐺😟😟😟😟🐺
1 day agoTHATS IT THATS THE POST🐺😤😤😤🐺
2 days agoupdate ur internal databases or like perish or w/e barkbark🐺😊🐺
2 days agoi wanna be PINNED DOWN and ROUGHLY PUPHANDLED by TALL, EVIL WOMEN who KNOW whats GOOD for me 🐺😫🐺
2 days agoin lab coats to hold me down and drain me of fluids and fix me yes like that or im gonna mcbarkin perish ab it hell no im not registered to vote and i vote woof woofwoofwoof woof woofwoof🐺🥺🐺😫🐺😤🐺😈🐺😟🐺😎🐺👉👈
2 days agowhole fkn it/they/spe/spey donked up dogthing ass yesterday wrt the move like i was already kind of herding cats all day & it was so nice working w competent professionals who just busted supreme ass to get the damn thing done if u were one of the butches reading this fkn TYSM!💜
2 days agoof portlandia but we just finished moving to a new neighborhood and it was 45F and foggy when i woke up and i was all disoriented can u blame an idiot dumbass dogthing for not wanting to get lost in the fog just for first coffee nut dunkies besides my beautiful wife handled it
2 days agoNOBODY PACKED THE COFFEE STUFF IM DYING
2 days ago