49, uk, Aquarius, She/Her, Almondsbury, England, United Kingdom
femme, mtf
Got to retire that late?
OK who wants a trans girl to sleep with a politician 50/50 on the blackmail photos! Call me!
Trying to sing this in as naturally as I can in a female voice this one's ahw wwwwh I sound like miss piggy.
You can get AI to write a book in a minute?
I've spent years on my first draft! 😂
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If someone messes with you or someone you love.
Destroy them.
All I know is three things. Two of which maybe wrong the third I may have dreamt
It's not much of a CV but I'm hot so fuck it...
Ilive in a haunted old pub and people ask me if I watch horror films in there? I'm like no way it's not that I'm bothered but don't want to give the fuckers ideas! 😂
This bitch needs coffee!
Don't waste time worrying about how others view you. Concentrate on how you view yourself.
Push my bellybutton get one of twelve varied responses!
To the person who said there would be burritos I have one thing to say...
Revenge is a dish best served with a nice side salad.
I always garnish my vengeance!
Hiya! New arrival. Someone said there would be burritos. I think I may have been mislead...