35, eldritch horror/cow (sour cream™ white), She/Her, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Genetically speaking I'm 20% cow. Mad scientist. Solipsistic tendencies. Gamer. Taken. Find me on Discord. Or don't. DMs open to friends. 🐮The lump is... Just a large, misshapen, particularly fibrous and scarred-over cyst. Nothing nefarious or needing any further treatment. Just gotta take care of the surgery site, keep it moisturized and away from the sun and things will be A-OK.
about 3 hours agoWith sufficient magnetic flux density you can interfere with more than just electronics. Using that, we've created reusable grenades that temporarily cause arthritis in a 20 meter radius. They also fry anything with circuitry, seize engines, and can rip pacemakers out.
about 8 hours ago4 x Chairs (3 tossed, 1 claimed by neighbour), 3 x Bags of assorted trash. Gotta figure out how to dispose of a mattress, a TV stand, a couch and a desk, plus probably ~3 more bags of junk.
2 days agoShe's such a good girl for me. Should I spank her (💙), tie her up (🌀), or ride her until her hips break (🌻)?
2 days agoWrap my arms around her and squeeze her tight. Press my lips to hers softly. And then, when her guard is down... Push her to the floor and smother her in kisses all over her beautiful face. And, y'know, fuck like animals for a few hours, mebbe. But mostly kissing her repeatedly~
2 days agoDinner wasn't ready for her yet so she came back and saw my post and and and and aaaaah! Such sweetness! 🫠
2 days agoOn this app, or any, but here I am head over heels for a girl. She's away having dinner and then her TTRPG session so I'm just gonna be here missing her and posting about missing her. She's so wonderful to be around, y'know. Her presence brings me a deep sort of peace. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
2 days agoBecause kitty can curl up on my boobs.
2 days agohttps://files.catbox.moe/g59lmb.png Persistent little fucker. Messaged in reply to my post about the last scammer account that got nuked. Stay safe my lovelies, and report fast and report often. 😤
2 days agoFinally messaged me. Already banned, so good riddance to bad rubbish, I say. No one needs Sepulchral Diarrhea. No one. 😤
3 days ago