22, 🇸🇻🇲🇽, Leo, he/they, Houston, TX, United States
Hoping to dump some thoughts and make some friends. Lover of indulgent cannibalism and birdsAfter much consideration I’ve realized that it basically just boils down to me wanting to get high at the ren fest again. I haven’t in a while for various reasons.
But I’ve decided that if i get the chance this year I’ll take it. Coughing up a lung be damned
My husband just got invited to a groupchat with some of our friends. Apparently he’s been hand selected to join a fight club of sorts
Can’t believe he’s just gonna pass on such a rare offer. Truly he is squandering
With god as my witness I swear I’ll make it to Saturday. I will drink so much alcohol and eat so much barbecue and it will be a great time. Amen
12 days agoPeople really need to take advantage of being able to name their dog anything. There’s too many Dukes and Bellas. I get them all confused.
I could never get Lord Munchkin or Rhino mixed up with anyone else. They’re one of a kind
The sky is dark and it’s pouring rain. This is the perfect weather to be at home with my little cat enjoying some peace.
But instead I’m stuck sitting under fluorescent lighting waiting for something to happen
Happy ass and weed day to all who celebrate.
Spiritually I’m right there with y’all even if I have neither weed nor ass
Somehow sucks even more when they’re super understanding. Like overall her dog is sweet, but only when he’s not getting groomed and that’s like the whole reason he’s here.
I really do hope she finds a place that can handle him because she really is a great lady.
I’m currently fighting back such a strong urge to get a little sweet treat. Like I’m gonna get off work early and it’d be so easy to grab something on the way home.
But I need to save money😔
My husband is getting a tattoo rn and the rudest people walked in.
They asked for a design, complained very loudly about the price, changed it a couple of times, and then stood at the counter while actively trying to contact another tattoo shop
My local coffee place has forsaken me. I have been informed they will no longer carry the raspberry syrup I need.
The nice lady at the window recommended I try strawberry syrup instead. It’s not the same but her kindness has insured that she will be spared