23, 🇸🇻🇲🇽, Leo, he/she/they, Houston, TX, United States
bi, bipoc, enby, queer, ???
Happy silksong day to all who celebrate
Had like 10 of our friends squeeze into our tiny apartment for barbecue and it was fucking great
Got drunk and preached the gospel of Nightbitch to like 6 people so hopefully someone else reads it
Ended the night with a rootbeer tasting before kicking everyone out
Completely forgot that one of the dogs at my work seems to hate women until he starts suddenly acting aggressive towards my coworkers
All day he’s growling/barking at all the women that walk by but he’s totally chill with me
This dog is a trans ally but also a total misogynist
I was hoping for a very pickle based drink experience but, as expected, they chickened out
Very clearly just a green apple slushy with some extra ingredient to add a slightly more dill flavor
Should’ve just drank the pickle juice I have at home
adaptation that I dislike.
Recently got the chance to watch Nightbitch after rereading the book and I’m so fucking disappointed, especially in the second half
Not nearly weird enough to do the book justice. Completely flattened down to nothing
Y’all should all read Nightbitch
Lamenting the character assassination of Sanji and Ussop again
Haven’t watched it in over a year and only made it to Dressrossa so I know way more happens but god does it hurt
They could be so much more
Tasted like ass but 5mg is apparently the sweet spot for me. I feel nice and tingly but not too high
Ya’ll enjoy this video of my friend playing their first show tonight, they’re on the drums
https://litter.catbox.moe/ye6llbydlz92cf30.mov
I feel what I imagine is almost the bloodlust an animal feels for its prey. I wanna crush his windpipe in my teeth
God I love him and I wanna draw blood
Why does it feel like the older I get the worse my reaction to mosquito bites get
Like they stick around for so much longer now and they’re so much more annoying/itchy/painful
Small concert with a long distance friend. First time seeing them in like 5 years. Everything was great but my favorite moment was the clown.
They showed up a bit into the set. Didn’t get any pics with them but this doll is basically them
https://litter.catbox.moe/w3v6ta.jpeg
I work with dogs and so I’ve come into contact with pretty much the whole gambit of bodily fluids they can excrete
Truly the worst one is anal gland fluid. And as little as I got on my pants I now stink to high heaven. God I can’t wait to go home and take a shower
After much consideration I’ve realized that it basically just boils down to me wanting to get high at the ren fest again. I haven’t in a while for various reasons.
But I’ve decided that if i get the chance this year I’ll take it. Coughing up a lung be damned
My husband just got invited to a groupchat with some of our friends. Apparently he’s been hand selected to join a fight club of sorts
Can’t believe he’s just gonna pass on such a rare offer. Truly he is squandering
With god as my witness I swear I’ll make it to Saturday. I will drink so much alcohol and eat so much barbecue and it will be a great time. Amen
People really need to take advantage of being able to name their dog anything. There’s too many Dukes and Bellas. I get them all confused.
I could never get Lord Munchkin or Rhino mixed up with anyone else. They’re one of a kind
The sky is dark and it’s pouring rain. This is the perfect weather to be at home with my little cat enjoying some peace.
But instead I’m stuck sitting under fluorescent lighting waiting for something to happen
Happy ass and weed day to all who celebrate.
Spiritually I’m right there with y’all even if I have neither weed nor ass
Somehow sucks even more when they’re super understanding. Like overall her dog is sweet, but only when he’s not getting groomed and that’s like the whole reason he’s here.
I really do hope she finds a place that can handle him because she really is a great lady.
I’m currently fighting back such a strong urge to get a little sweet treat. Like I’m gonna get off work early and it’d be so easy to grab something on the way home.
But I need to save money😔
My husband is getting a tattoo rn and the rudest people walked in.
They asked for a design, complained very loudly about the price, changed it a couple of times, and then stood at the counter while actively trying to contact another tattoo shop
My local coffee place has forsaken me. I have been informed they will no longer carry the raspberry syrup I need.
The nice lady at the window recommended I try strawberry syrup instead. It’s not the same but her kindness has insured that she will be spared
Every animal should be able to purr. The ability to purr would make all creatures at least 10% better. Yes this applies to people. If god loved me I’d be able to purr
Seasonal foods. God what I wouldn’t give for a nice crawfish boil and a whole bunch of fresh fruits and veggies to snack on. Why must food cost money
Done enough school work to feel productive. Now time to flesh out my character for DnD and watch some Xfiles
Gillian Anderson my beloved
Just woke up from a nap only to immediately sneeze directly in the face of my poor cat who was sleeping on my chest. I don’t know if she’ll ever forgive me
Why can’t these people come pick up their dogs. Like they’ve both been done for a while and I just wanna go home and see my cat. I’m so close to being free
https://litter.catbox.moe/2ljm30.jpeg
I shouldn’t be working today but here I am. Hopefully it’s a short day