31, white, Virgo, she/her, East Bde Maka Ska, Minneapolis, MN, United States
bi, femme, monog, mtf, sapphic
and you all failed. I’m disappointed in y’all
We only drink
*DIET NICOLA*
vague post about someone that I’ve blocked and should not be seeing on my feed and getting notifs about, but since idk if the functions of this app actually work, I can’t
Who wants to open a casual fighting game arcade in uptown
I can supply the moxie and a real can-do attitude
in bed jiggling to a fun song and accidentally made myself nauseous because I haven’t had anything to eat this morning
And a photographer because how are you supposed to do all this with my hands covered in lube
Your hair is such a mess.
Just take off that dress.
I’d love to comb your hair.
Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Free... Krabby Patty? Plankton... giving... with...?
Nailed to Cross, just wanna find out who’s the boss, don’t wanna find love, just wanna get off, found God on the next episode of Lost
oh and splinter twin too. I guess.
Like you just don’t care, but soon I’ll be playin’ in your underwear
I’m like a mage with the magic spell, you come like a dog when I ring your bell
getting antsy, I hate waiting empty handed
Usually I would because I love the attention
is a big booty ho
I woke up terrified of the screeching, scraping sound of a Jeep-mounted snowplow in the alley below my apartment 😡
over an obvious and avoidable mistake and then it will be not as bad as I expected and I will then be relieved and not change anything and then I will do it again
uuuggghhh I’m so dumb
wish I hadn’t asked that
Typhlosion
Ampharos
Empoleon
Kommo-o
Garchomp
Aggron
Serperior
Milotic
(Edited so I could spell out TEAKGASM)
The design/colors immediately sent up red flags and after a little googling, I was vindicated for my discomfort
Anyways this story isn’t very interesting but damn, they’re out there, huh
I can fall into a hangover coma
and I almost peed my pants
*The Best I Could Do*
- **** ********
- paper clip, tile
(It’s supposed to look like a T, but it kind of looks like a cross tbh)
ignoring eyes
Best time
weight shoulders
Worth panic
so give momma some sugar
is pathetic for continuing to post about me
I’m pathetic for looking
There’s no winners
that other people having issues with DM’s would not be able to DM me. Or that I would not be able to see them anyways.
Is anyone else’s t4t behaving strangely, I.e. notifs from random posters posting, no dm’s
Unemployed, arranging buyers for ????
you’ll just end up pissing for hours
- me, who did this
- Uppers
- Downers
- Screamers
- Laughers
- Poppers
- Iced coffee
- Penjamin
I really need a job
Even if it sucks
Hook a sister up
my cat. It’s not fair.