28, Sagittarius, she/her, Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
bi, demi, poly, queer, sapphic
I would respond well to clicker training... now if you were to train me with cured meats and cheeses? You might just get somewhere with me. Just saying
Is that like, a sale I haven't heard about or something? Is it a buy-one-get-one sorta deal or is it something more like menards?
So is November the month to get an orchi or something? I don't get it?
Who up hollowing their weiner?
For somebody to inject me weekly. I'm not scared of needles or anything, I'm just silly and forgetful. Oopies :3
Can they say "ceasefire tested after deadly strikes"? Like no??? Its two words: cease fire.
Ughh I'm grumpy enough as it is this morning and looking at the news isnt helping
For real
Oh wait, it's me! Enjoy likely my only selfie I will post on here 😘
https://files.catbox.moe/zexeiq.jpg
Nobody can tell if it's been used until they observe it for themselves
I hardly know her!
I forgot it was my six year tranniversary on the 20th. It's comforting that this all just feels normal after all the dysphoria, the hormonal changes, and so so many emotional nights. They really weren't lying when they said transitioning was "2nd puberty"
To accept something about yourself when a friend tells it to you straight. After years of going back and forth on it, I'm accepting that I'm demi.
One lady even said my skin looks nice, I don't even have a skincare routine? Did I just need to smile more and appear more friendly?
Why would I go through all that trouble when a beautiful woman's eyes are far more striking than any topaz, sapphire, or emerald?
God's cutest soldier has to go to work today. And she slept wrong and her back hurts :/
A second cup of coffee has hit the Artemiss 💥
Everybody's always so eager to eat my pancakes but the second I suggest they try my new bicakes recipe, suddenly I'm the phobic one?
GILF is a gender neutral term 🤔
Starring: Daughter Tzu
the cracked window.I turned my head down to find you looking back at me. The light catching your golden eyes and for the briefest of moments, I could see just how intense the fire behind them is. Time stood still and the even the Earth held her breath.
The term "twink death" doesnt actually mean they die?
... I gotta go apologize to a friend for my off color joke about their twink "going to live on a farm upstate"
Gonna get a very different hairstyle than I've had since transitioning! Plus new glasses next month, some nice big round ones. Gonna go for a sexy librarian kinda look. Now I'm not well read at all but I think I could pull it off. I need more cardigans and tight sweaters...
It's already almost October...
Idk about anybody else but it's been a fucking hell of a year for me. Had more lows than I'd like to admit but I think its safe to say that I'm coming out of it. A renewed, refreshed Artemiss Version 2.1 is just around the corner! I can feel it 💝
Mrrp :3
Any time I see the mark she left on my neck
That you want to see in the world
Because I told her I was familiar with Walt Whitmans's Leaves of Grass since it was referenced in Breaking Bad... wtf 😔
I say as I scrub the fuck out of my sink using barkeeper's friend
The void will bitch about it on Facebook
Stop forgetting to do your injection until after you're already cozy in bed
I'm clawing my way out of my shell and trying to be more social! Any nearby peeps, feel free to DM me! Let's meet up and see if we mesh
I'm feeling kinda pretty today even though I'm wearing the same scrubs at work as always
"We now offer mocktail sauce with our shrimp basket!"