Supporter Mar 2025
29, white, Cancer, they/them, Cooper, Minneapolis, MN, United States
ace, demi, enby, enbytwink, femme, gnc, neuro, pan, queer
I’m soda pop, a rainbow balloon
Dopey af!! A laughing buffoon!!!!
Holy shit.
I came home and my cat was cowering under the bed so I can assume there was some loud noise while I was at work and then she came out for 2 seconds and then vanished into thin air WHY ARE CATS????????????
Please send me your favorite spoopy songs/tracks!!
“break a leg, bonehead!!”
🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴
These are the jokes
or indigestion? 🤔🤔🤔
I’m karaoking next week :3 I pinkie promised, no going back now 😬😬😬
Mood blew up like a balloon
I’ve been getting endless smishing texts lately and it’s making me on edge
I wish smishing meant something else
ft. the full power of the sun
https://litter.catbox.moe/te0yaawydyfjrxpu.mov
You’re gonna be the one that shaves meeeee
-the block of Parmesan about to go into the salad
Did the weed that makes you fulminate mercury
Oh wait, thats just me!
*explosion*
*audience member golf claps*
Join me 😉🫴🏼
Why doesn’t Black Hart have anything by Sonic Youth?? It’s the perfect amount of mumbly for me
I can’t believe my gay cousin had never asdhdhjdhdjsh’d before and now it’s all she does
It’s a 70 gram egg
*Tim & Eric zoom*
has people in it
I would’ve torn upppp in a dance club in 2007
https://media.tenor.com/vkPS34gd_voAAAAM/dance-dancing.gif
I want my whole face/body to change daily like damn who are they today? Maybe that guy across the street?
https://litter.catbox.moe/yme252uunskqp4tn.jpeg
That was me :3
They’re gendering peppers now???
Grease the wheels
So it becomes real
Maybe I could pass
The wall of glass
The moon is waning
Time to jump thru the painting
would be easier if I wore a daft punk mask
Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off but from that one scene at the museum
We go urbexing and we do footloose-style dance sequences in the abandoned buildings
Then I save you from tetanus
I will be smashing my guitar Pete Townsend-style at Black Hart tonight if you want to get a good seat
(Only kidding. I will actually be fashioning it into a respectable handbag)
Turkey pepperoni is like potato chips to me get it out of my face
Seems as though folks love Born this Way and Monster best yessss
My favorite is 🔪. I still do my eyeliner like that
You know what that means
Time to research siphonophores. Naturally
What is the best Gaga album?
🩷 - The Fame
🐺 - Fame Monster
🔪 - Born this Way
🌀 - ARTPOP
🌻 - Joanne
🔥 - Chromatica
💯 - Mayhem
I will be judging your answers silently